2012/07/24

[2 Broke Girls] S1 finale & quotes



(追夢女孩/破產女孩)

哇~家事女王Martha Stewart大駕光臨2BG S1 finale!!!!

第一季結束在Max的杯子蛋糕在女廁裡受到女王賞識,兩人興奮的尖叫轉圈圈。這個故事告訴我們為了成功真的要不擇手段,隨時都要有穿著超低胸禮服( ↓ Max胸部真的超巨大)騎著完全不合時宜的馬混進上流舞會的覺悟,而且還要有在女廁懇請家事女王試吃已經糊了的蛋糕的厚臉皮-隨時隨地都要準備好推銷自己啊,對生意人來說到處都是戰場!
↓ 連女王都說:"噢,我帶了五本我的書。")

(source: www.torontosun.com)

2 Broke Girls是蠻直來直往的sitcom,所有的對話都很露骨直接,笑點幾乎都是建立在大開特開的黃腔、貧富生活慣常的差距(尤其在紐約)、調侃時事和其他影集,以及誇張放大的社會刻板印象,雖然是蠻沒營養的,但就是很賤很好笑,一集20分鐘完全可以放空,像是吃速食一樣。

Max真的是非常幽默的女人,我每次都被她逗得很開心,聽她講一些有的沒有就是很過癮阿。Coraline這個落難公主也是製造出不少笑料,她那無法消散的嬌生慣養千金氣息和異常良好的女侍生活適應力產生了奇異的反差,所以她雖然神經質又戲劇化又常歇斯底里(Caroline:"你瘋了嗎!?這裡是曼哈頓!就算我被老鼠啃掉的屍體被發現,我也要穿著我的高跟鞋!"),但就讓人真的完全不討厭她。這兩個女孩的搭檔真的很有化學效果,我喜歡看她們鬧脾氣互相吐槽,然後又為了對方做感人的事情 : )

配角的部分,我覺得Sophie蠻好笑的,滿腦子黃色思想的Oleg真的很淫邪(他的設定和長相一直讓我想到TBBT的Howard),韓裔的老闆Han偶有佳作(大家一個接一個吐槽他的時候真的很好笑)Earl還好,但他跟Max像父女般的感情很動人,Max的貴婦雇主Peach和雙胞胎"Brangelina"我覺得每次出場都好好笑,酒保Johnny在季中段消失好可惜喔,很喜歡他跟Max這條線耶,而且他們戲外的戀情也是讓人看得很開心!


↑ Kat Dennings&Nick Zano, Max&Johnny
(source: http://www.zimbio.com)


收錄一些第一季經典的對白:

-Caroline: See success!
Max: Scaring people into participating is not success, it's Scientology.

-Max: I guess I am your BFF.. Broke Friend Forever.

-Caroline: Look at the size of that toilet
Max: That is one big-ass toilet..... literally!
(兩人去打掃一對gay情侶的公寓)

-Caroline: Max come out.
Max: If I came out, it wouldn't be for you, it would be for that hot dragon tattoo girl. 
(Rooney Mara!!!!!!!)

-Max: Hipsters listen to?
Han: Radiohead!
Max: Homeless listen to?
Han: The voices in their head

-Han: Max, why did you kick out the hipsters?
Max: Because I cannot be in the background of another Instagram photo!

-Max: I kissed Johnny
Caroline: What?! When?
Max: He came by the apartment right after you left.
Caroline: I was only gone twenty minutes. What did you do, shine a bat symbol on your vagina?
(這我當時笑好久喔哈哈哈哈)

-Max: So what, is she still your girlfriend?
Johnny: Max it's complicated.
Max: What are we on Facebook?


-Han: When you fake smile, everybody else fake smiles back.

-Caroline: I wouldn't kiss Ryan Gosling with stomach breath.
Max: Yes I would!
(Ryan ///////////////////)

-Max: Call him right now! He can't come over here. Look around. I have his napkins hanging up everywhere, he'll think I'm Dexter!

-Max: I never had sushi.
Caroline: That doesn't even make sense...No sushi, no dentist? Who are you?
Max: A poor person.


- Max: Stop fighting it, just give into it...why am I quoting a rapist?

- Geoffrey : [To Caroline] And now you are who you are, and I am back on top.
Max: Look, Geoffrey,  I Know we just met, but there's no way you are a TOP.

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